My place to be my true self. I am stubborn, needy & probably a little crazy. I work. I bike. I am creative. I have 2 male urchins. I am happily married to the man who spawned the urchins. I am not always a good girl. I try to be funny, but I probably shouldn't....and I use the .... way too much!
PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG MY PERSONAL PHOTOS.
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Reblogged from periwinklerabbit  99,871 notes
  • Dog:

    WAT DOING

  • Me:

    Nothing. I just stood up.

  • Dog:

    WHERE GO

  • Me:

    I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

  • Dog:

    CAN I COME

  • Me:

    I mean sure but I'm literally just-

  • Dog:

    I COME TOO

  • Dog:

    WAT DOING

  • Me:

    I need to open this door.

  • Dog:

    I HALP

  • Me:

    No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

  • Dog:

    I HALP

  • Me:

    Sigh.

  • Dog:

    WHERE GOING

  • Me:

    I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

  • Dog:

    CAN I COME

  • Me:

    Sure.

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Me:

    No please don't you are-

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Me:

    No there's no room and-

  • Dog:

    LAP

  • Me:

    No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

  • Dog:

    RIGHT HERE

  • Me:

    That's literally on top of my leg.

  • Dog:

    IT'S PERFECT PET ME

  • Me:

    I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Me:

    I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Me:

    I AM

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Dog:

    HOLD SLOBBER TOY

  • Dog:

    SNEEZE IN UR FACE

  • Me:

    .......

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hotteaandoranges:

the-cosmic-giggle:

hippies-like-us:

opticallyaroused:

This dude has a sick skill!!

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This rock balancing is done by Michael Grab. He is an artist and has killer patience. On his site gravityglue.com, Grab explains:

“The most fundamental element of balancing in a physical sense is finding some kind of ‘tripod’ for the rock to stand on. Every rock is covered in a variety of tiny to large indentations that can act as a tripod for the rock to stand upright, or in most orientations you can think of with other rocks. By paying close attention to the feeling of the rocks, you will start to feel even the smallest clicks as the notches of the rocks in contact are moving over one another. Parallel to the physical element of finding tripods, the most fundamental non-physical element is harder to explain through words. In a nutshell, I am referring to meditation, or finding a zero point or silence within yourself. Some balances can apply significant pressure on your mind and your patience. The challenge is overcoming any doubt that may arise.” Pretty sick, amiright?

WHAT

Incredible

Balance.

justhiitit

Random Wednesday thoughts….

I am not responsible for the happiness of the world. It is ok that I am putting my family and, more importantly almost, myself first. Now if I could just stop making other peoples little comments hurt so damn much.
Moving on….
Ya’ll know Boo NEEDS her coffee. Especially on those days I have to work an earlier shift. 6am alarm??? Wtf!!
Coffee that smells strongly of perfume and fake scents is a major ick. I don’t tolerate smells to begin with, never mind actually putting my nose in the cup and being bathed in it every sip. Yuck.
But yes I will still finish that cup. Meh.
Working early because I have to go school clothing shopping with my mom and the boys. 3 out of the 4 of us are not enthused about this. Grateful, hell yes! Happy I have to steer the shopping trip the whole time….not so much.
I want to go to the beach. Pretty please? I am sand deficient.